The Peoples peoples...

Mother-of-eight Anna Peoples believes that a Papal blessing saved her unborn child from certain death, and wants to thank the Pope for his stance on abortion.

This was the synopsis of thought TV on channel 4 the other night ( I love the phrase 'the other night' it implies that there is only one 'other' and that we are all either suffering from one bloody long day or very much at the begin inning of earthly time), a 5 min food for thought moment that tells the stories of various individuals on various subjects from various points of view.

A magnanimous sentiment from a People's who is out to impose a better way upon a people. Stalin couldn't be prouder.

Anna People's doesn't know this, but if I ever see her cretinous face in public, I am going to club her to death with her own latest child.

Anna People's is an anagram of 'Papal n' Nose' which I take to mean Papal and nosey. However it is also an anagram of 'Anal peep son' which if you ask me is just typical of the Catholic church. Bile filled hatred aside though, the idea that this woman concluded that it was reasonable to propose on national television that the Pope's stance on abortion was correct because of her personal situation.....is unfathomable.

The blinkered selfish-ness of the mind of Anna People's is of a depth and tenacity that deserves to be thoroughly explored, exploited an then finally exploded with a mallet.

Similar examples of thought process may include:

- Thanking Hitler for his stance on Jews because my Jewish neighbour had been dying of a painful & debilitating disease and wanted release from his miserable life.

- Celebrating the political genius of Ronald Regan for introducing the free market economy to Russia in the style of a bored child playing a politics simulation: - OVER NIGHT.....on the premise that your father is Roman Abramovic

- Thanking a serial rapist for his stance on indiscriminate selection of victim in your local area because you have a real fetish for danger and a rape fantasy so find it all rather alluring.

Anna Peoples is over the moon that her child came to fruition and it is at least indirectly related to the Pope's stance on abortion. However there is a small chance that the same stance on abortion has such exciting knock on effects as back street abortions that kill the 'victim' after they were forced into a hopeless situation. Poverty stricken 3rd world parents combine the abortion stance with the contraception one and heavily populate regions that have nothing but seasoned fishing rods provided by the charitable west for dinner.

To look at it another way, perhaps the Pope's stance on abortion encouraged Josef Fritzel's mother to birth her horrible mistake and then proceed brutalise him until his mind snapped leading to some delightful consequences?

Perhaps Anna Peoples would like to outsource the blame to the protagonists who are forced into existence, illustrating that they are responsible for their own actions for example. Scant apology for the victims I imagine.

                                                        

In response I have decided to oppose the infringement of my human rights that was the enforcement of my existence. On this grounds I oppose the Popes stance on abortion to the degree where I believe a law should be passed that does not permit the development and birth of a child without the Childs express permission. It is ridiculous that anyone should be propelled into life without being given a chance to consider the options. It is a cruelty and it needs to be stamped out.

Too far?